The Bumps

[Verse 1]

I could never be a professional lover

I don't even know what to say

It doesn't really matter I'm drunk or I'm sober

Talkin' only gets in the way

[Chorus]

But I ride in the middle of the road

Traffic all around me

I've got a language of my own

Ridin' in the back of the van waitin' for the show to begin

[Post-Chorus]

Hittin' all the bumpity-bumps

Feelin' it go thumpity-thump

Tappin' on the window outside

Now are they gonna let us tonight?

[Verse 2]

All the pretty girls have their own special language

Anyone can see that they do

What do they mean when they whisper sweet nothings

Keepin' all their boyfriends confused?

But I don't have no reason or no rhyme

None of them could find me

Feel like I've practiced all my life

Nothin' ever happens on time, waitin' for the show is all

[Chorus]

Ride in the middle of the road

Traffic swirls around me

I have got a language of my own

I don't know what to do with my hands, I never had a very good plan

[Verse 3]

Now the band is starting to play

I can sorta hear it okay

Now I can feel the music inside

Wanted, wanted, wanted tonight

[Chorus]

I ride in the middle of the road

Traffic all around me

I have got a lanugage of my own

Any little music will do

Listen for a minute or two

[Post-Chorus]

Hittin' all the bumpity-bumps

Feelin' it go thumpity-thump

Tappin' on the window outside

Now are we gonna go for a ride?