Fancy Man

I heard there's a brand new zoo in Thailand So I hitch hike on a private flight and got there, man, fast! I've greased every palm from A to Z "Hey mister, wanna date with me?" I know what I've got to do and I'll do it From the day I was born The whole world's been my stepping stone I come from a long line of people Who've never waited in a line I've got a dumb dance inside my pants, man And I've watched all the latest shows on Bing-Bong I rode a gift horse into town "Free subscriptions all around" You look like you could use a night in heaven We're so in love Everywhere we go it's walking on the water And suddenly all the pain And all the tears are music to my ears 'Cause I'm a fancy man Fancy man I'm a fancy man Fancy man Fancy man I looked into my eyes and I saw order An endless row of flowers along the border It's no ordinary tragedy Let the credits roll on the top of me First I'm going to do it, then I'll do it 'Cause love's the yes Within the yes And everyone's walking on the water Only the finest worms will feast on me Be sure to RSVP 'Cause I'm a fancy man Fancy man I'm a fancy man Fancy man Fancy man Sometimes I get to think Is this fancy thinking? Is this a fancy thought? I'm pretty sure it's not