Fancy Man

I heard there's a brand new zoo in Thailand

So I hitch hike on a private flight and got there, man, fast!

I've greased every palm from A to Z

"Hey mister, wanna date with me?"

I know what I've got to do and I'll  do it

From the day I was born

The whole world's been my stepping stone

I come from a long line of people

Who've never waited in a line

I've got a dumb dance inside my pants, man

And I've watched all the latest shows on Bing-Bong

I rode a gift horse into town

"Free subscriptions all around"

You look like you could use a night in heaven

We're so in love

Everywhere we go it's walking on the water

And suddenly all the pain

And all the tears are music to my ears

'Cause I'm a fancy man

Fancy man

I'm a fancy man

Fancy man

Fancy man

I looked into my eyes and I saw order

An endless row of flowers along the border

It's no ordinary tragedy

Let the credits roll on the top of me

First I'm going to do it, then I'll do it

'Cause love's the yes

Within the yes

And everyone's walking on the water

Only the finest worms will feast on me

Be sure to RSVP

'Cause I'm a fancy man

Fancy man

I'm a fancy man

Fancy man

Fancy man

Sometimes I get to think

Is this fancy thinking?

Is this a fancy thought?

I'm pretty sure it's not