If I Were A Fish

If I were a fish and you caught me You'd say "Look at that fish" Shimmering in the sun Such a rare one Can't believe that you caught one If I were a fish and you caught me You'd say look at that fish Heaviest in the sea You'd win first prize If you caught me Why is everybody on the internet so mean? Why is everybody so afraid of what they've never seen? If I was scrolling through and I saw me Flopping around and singing my song I'd say "Damn, they're cute" and sing along If I were a rock you would pick me up And say "That's a nice rock" Skippiest on the lake Plop, plop, plop I'm the perfect shape And if I were a sock you would put me on And say "That's a nice sock" Happiest as a pair I found you now I'm not scared Why is everybody on the internet so mean? Why is everybody so afraid of what they've never seen? If I was scrolling through and I saw me Flopping around and singing my song I'd say "Damn, they're cute" and sing along How lucky are we? Of all the fish in the sea? You get to be you And I get to be me Just let them be mean We're as free as can be To be the you-est of you And the me-est of me If I were a fish Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo If I were a fish Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo If I were a fish Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo If I were a fish Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo