If I Were A Fish

If I were a fish and you caught me

You'd say "Look at that fish"

Shimmering in the sun

Such a rare one

Can't believe that you caught one

If I were a fish and you caught me

You'd say look at that fish

Heaviest in the sea

You'd win first prize

If you caught me

Why is everybody on the internet so mean?

Why is everybody so afraid of what they've never seen?

If I was scrolling through and I saw me

Flopping around and singing my song

I'd say "Damn, they're cute" and sing along

If I were a rock you would pick me up

And say "That's a nice rock"

Skippiest on the lake

Plop, plop, plop

I'm the perfect shape

And if I were a sock you would put me on

And say "That's a nice sock"

Happiest as a pair

I found you now I'm not scared

Why is everybody on the internet so mean?

Why is everybody so afraid of what they've never seen?

If I was scrolling through and I saw me

Flopping around and singing my song

I'd say "Damn, they're cute" and sing along

How lucky are we?

Of all the fish in the sea?

You get to be you

And I get to be me

Just let them be mean

We're as free as can be

To be the you-est of you

And the me-est of me

If I were a fish

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

If I were a fish

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

If I were a fish

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

If I were a fish

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo