Midget/My Lai Mama

[Spoken Intro] Jerry Casale: One out of every three Americans has piles. You got your sound there? Technical difficulties... I had the body of a two and a half year-old baby I had the brain of a man [Audience member interrupts] Audience Member: Hey fuck you! Hey fuck you! Jerry Casale: He said that was Nazi music! I'm glad he's going! He's a Nazi! I used to play underneath my momma's skirts all day I parked my car in her garage She didn't know I was a midget She thought it was all innocent play She didn't know I was a midget But when dad came home she put me away She didn't know I was a midget She thought it was all innocent play She didn't know I was a midget But when dad came home she put me away She didn't know I was a midget She thought it was all innocent play She didn't know I was a midget But when dad came home she put me away She didn't know I was a midget She thought it was all innocent play She didn't know I was a midget But when dad came home she put me away Hey-hey-hey Have you got soul? Have you got soul? Have you got soul? Have you got soul? Put it in your hole My Lai Mama don't you lie to me Tell me your tale of misery My Lai Mama laying cold and still Oh baby you give me such a chill Lieutenant Calley didn't mean to do it But when he saw you running Well he just had to shoot it Shoot My Lai Mama (Repeated ad nauseum)