Beer Ain’t Gonna Drink Itself

[Verse 1] I've been workin' like a dog and my collar is blue Got everybody tellin' me what I need to do But I got a boat I need to float and some catfish to catch And some smokey ol' jukebox buttons to press Well, I'm sittin' here sober, it's a quarter past two And I got some catch-a-buzz catchin' up to do [Chorus] Them ice cubes in the cooler ain't gon' last all day Neither is the sun in the sky I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard, and some Skynyrd to play And it's time to let that Freebird fly If a good time's what I'm after, y'all, it starts right here On longneck number one of twelve And I reckon that I bettеr get my ass in gear That beer ain't gonna drink itself [Verse 2] Latеr on, I'll do a shot or two with some sweet honey Tip that country band a little bit too much money Burn that mother up until they shut it down But that ain't gonna happen 'less I crack one now [Chorus] And them ice cubes in the cooler ain't gon' last all day Neither is the sun in the sky I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard, and some Skynyrd to play And it's time to let that Freebird fly If a good time's what I'm after, y'all, it starts right here On longneck number one of twelve And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear That beer ain't gonna drink itself (No) [Bridge] Yeah, I better get to work, get right down to business What good is a koozie with a hot beer in it? [Chorus] Them ice cubes in the cooler ain't gon' last all day Neither is the sun in the sky I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard, and some Skynyrd to play And it's time to let that Freebird fly If a good time's what I'm after, y'all, it starts right here On longneck number one of twelve And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear That beer ain't gonna drink itself No, that beer ain't gonna drink itself