Big Dogs

Once I knew a valet out in Beverley Hills He used to steal all the nice cars Just to pay his bills He said "I'm going to buy a Porsche before I die" He said "I wanna be a big dog" So I asked why? He said Yeah Big dogs eat for free 'Cause big dogs eat Oh yeah Big dogs eat for free 'Cause big dogs eat Once I pulled into a restaurant On the side of the road (On the side of the road) I sat down at the table (Sat down at the table) By the window (By the window) I asked the nice waitress (Asked the nice waitress) For a piece of the pie (For a piece of the pie) She said "You don't have to pay for that" (Said "You don't have to pay for that") And so I asked why? She said Yeah Big dogs eat for free 'Cause big dogs eat Oh yeah Big dogs eat for free 'Cause big dogs eat Yeah Big dogs eat for free 'Cause big dogs eat Oh yeah Big dogs eat for free 'Cause big dogs eat 'Cause big dogs eat Yeah Big dogs eat for free 'Cause big dogs eat Oh yeah Big dogs eat for free 'Cause big dogs eat Yeah Big dogs eat for free 'Cause big dogs eat Oh yeah Big dogs eat for free 'Cause big dogs eat