Failed Invasion

[Skit: Harry & Kevin McCallister] Sonny! Yes? Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. Understand? Mm-hm But since we're in a hurry, I'll made a deal with you: you throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. Okay? Okay! Direct hit! [Verse 1] Well we've been holding on for hours hoping that they'd call us back Yeah we were holding on and hoping they would call We sat captive in the flowers with our radios intact We left our AK-47s near the wall Yeah we were here protecting nations, women, children from invasion Usually we felt useless above all Every meeting's a vacation Never made it to the station for an infiltration Yeah, we're still too small [Chorus] So tell me why can't we learn to get along? And tell me why are we always on the run? Pretty sure this club is failing, haven't made the headlines yet So tell me do you know if this invasion's set? [Bridge] We've sat silent in libraries, drunk tanks, traffic jams and attics More than spaceships in the sky above our walls Makes me think they just aren't coming Wasting time's better than running That's what we've all told ourselves if just to stall [Verse 2] Well we've been holding on for decades hoping that they'd call us back But I just don't think that that call's ever gonna come We've sat captive in the flowers, picking asscracks, picking boogers And I gotta say, everybody, this ain't fun Maybe we should think of somewhere else to go? Or maybe I should think about just going solo I'm tired of just waiting, contemplating, masturbating With my brain might be a better way to go [Chorus] So tell me why can't we learn to get along? And tell me why are we always on the run? Pretty sure this club is failing, haven't made the headlines yet So tell me do you know if this invasion's set? Oh!