Failed Invasion

[Skit: Harry & Kevin McCallister]

Sonny!

Yes?

Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. Understand?

Mm-hm

But since we're in a hurry, I'll made a deal with you: you throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. Okay?

Okay!

Direct hit!

[Verse 1]

Well we've been holding on for hours hoping that they'd call us back

Yeah we were holding on and hoping they would call

We sat captive in the flowers with our radios intact

We left our AK-47s near the wall

Yeah we were here protecting nations, women, children from invasion

Usually we felt useless above all

Every meeting's a vacation

Never made it to the station for an infiltration

Yeah, we're still too small

[Chorus]

So tell me why can't we learn to get along?

And tell me why are we always on the run?

Pretty sure this club is failing, haven't made the headlines yet

So tell me do you know if this invasion's set?

[Bridge]

We've sat silent in libraries, drunk tanks, traffic jams and attics

More than spaceships in the sky above our walls

Makes me think they just aren't coming

Wasting time's better than running

That's what we've all told ourselves if just to stall

[Verse 2]

Well we've been holding on for decades hoping that they'd call us back

But I just don't think that that call's ever gonna come

We've sat captive in the flowers, picking asscracks, picking boogers

And I gotta say, everybody, this ain't fun

Maybe we should think of somewhere else to go?

Or maybe I should think about just going solo

I'm tired of just waiting, contemplating, masturbating

With my brain might be a better way to go

[Chorus]

So tell me why can't we learn to get along?

And tell me why are we always on the run?

Pretty sure this club is failing, haven't made the headlines yet

So tell me do you know if this invasion's set?

Oh!