Freestyle

[Intro: Eminem] I'd be a horrible mixtape DJ I would be really fuckin' bad This is motherfuckin' Eminem! Or just Eminem, whatever you wanna call me And you're listenin' to motherfuckin' easy listenin' sounds er- Whatever, clean your fuckin' earwax out This is motherfuckin' DJ Kay Slay, The Drama King And, it goes a little somethin' like this... Yo, turn that click off A'ight, yo... [Verse: Eminem] My music is soothin' but it's also been proven That it can put you in the mood to jump outta your car while it's movin' You been waitin' on this moment, my sermon is like a omen I'm servin', I'm Erick Sermon, I saw the window was open And I jumped through it, my shit if you don't get pumped to it I quit, here's my rhyme book, go 'head and thumb through it And pick what you want from it, rummage and find somethin' You can use to jump someone and roll up bumpin' I'm constantly coppin' over you, squattin', shit has gotten To the point where I ain't even writin' no more, I'm just jottin' This is chicken scratch, shit is sickenin', I been kickin' ass Off bullshit throwaway rhymes, pick a batch I live for the love of rap, you crazy I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me You need a beat, you Canibus? Then it's Dre's fee You Kay Slay? The fee's waived, I stay beefin' With J.D. 'til the day Dre 2-ways me That it's okay to stop blazin' him Oops! I put it out, I 'pologize now It's too late, G, it's on tape and the tape leaked "Say What You Say," motherfucker Drama King, Kay Slay, motherfucker We dictate these mixtapes, motherfucker Xzibit, blaze this little gay midget cocksucker