Freestyle

[Intro: Eminem]

I'd be a horrible mixtape DJ

I would be really fuckin' bad

This is motherfuckin' Eminem!

Or just Eminem, whatever you wanna call me

And you're listenin' to motherfuckin' easy listenin' sounds er-

Whatever, clean your fuckin' earwax out

This is motherfuckin' DJ Kay Slay, The Drama King

And, it goes a little somethin' like this...

Yo, turn that click off

A'ight, yo...

[Verse: Eminem]

My music is soothin' but it's also been proven

That it can put you in the mood to jump outta your car while it's movin'

You been waitin' on this moment, my sermon is like a omen

I'm servin', I'm Erick Sermon, I saw the window was open

And I jumped through it, my shit if you don't get pumped to it

I quit, here's my rhyme book, go 'head and thumb through it

And pick what you want from it, rummage and find somethin'

You can use to jump someone and roll up bumpin'

I'm constantly coppin' over you, squattin', shit has gotten

To the point where I ain't even writin' no more, I'm just jottin'

This is chicken scratch, shit is sickenin', I been kickin' ass

Off bullshit throwaway rhymes, pick a batch

I live for the love of rap, you crazy

I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me

You need a beat, you Canibus? Then it's Dre's fee

You Kay Slay? The fee's waived, I stay beefin'

With J.D. 'til the day Dre 2-ways me

That it's okay to stop blazin' him

Oops! I put it out, I 'pologize now

It's too late, G, it's on tape and the tape leaked

"Say What You Say," motherfucker

Drama King, Kay Slay, motherfucker

We dictate these mixtapes, motherfucker

Xzibit, blaze this little gay midget cocksucker