bbq suck

[Verse 1] I saw you bought a barbecue and rumours have begun You've arranged on Saturday to have a little fun And I waited for an invite I knew would never come No fear of missing out here 'cause I've already won [Chorus] Yeah, I don't mind, it's okay I was tired, anyway I'll be fine, I feel great Oh, give me a break For a singular date Ain't got no time to waste for you [Verse 2] I unplugged your barbecue and broke all of your eggs Taken every burger bun and hid them in a hedgе Put a snail in your mayonnaise, mixed grass into your greens Think the magpiеs stole your cutlery - 'cause that one wasn't me [Chorus] Yeah, I don't mind, it's okay I was tired, anyway I'll be fine, I feel great Oh, give me a break For a singular date [Outro] Guess the steaks have been raised Now your garden's in flames There wasn't even a cake All your guests gonna flake Ain't got no time to waste for you