bbq suck

[Verse 1]

I saw you bought a barbecue and rumours have begun

You've arranged on Saturday to have a little fun

And I waited for an invite I knew would never come

No fear of missing out here 'cause I've already won

[Chorus]

Yeah, I don't mind, it's okay

I was tired, anyway

I'll be fine, I feel great

Oh, give me a break

For a singular date

Ain't got no time to waste for you

[Verse 2]

I unplugged your barbecue and broke all of your eggs

Taken every burger bun and hid them in a hedgе

Put a snail in your mayonnaise, mixed grass into your greens

Think the magpiеs stole your cutlery - 'cause that one wasn't me

[Chorus]

Yeah, I don't mind, it's okay

I was tired, anyway

I'll be fine, I feel great

Oh, give me a break

For a singular date

[Outro]

Guess the steaks have been raised

Now your garden's in flames

There wasn't even a cake

All your guests gonna flake

Ain't got no time to waste for you