Citizen C.I.A.

[Intro] Calling all Americans of above-average intelligence College graduates, apply today [Verse 1] Come decimate dictatorships and overthrow regimes In exotic far-off places, the vacation of your dreams You'll assemble puppet governments and play the hand of God We're an equal-opportunity crime fighting squad [Chorus] Citizen C.I.A Citizen C.I.A [Verse 2] Now I've trained an army for my kids to fight one day We'll teach them all of our secrets, and then we'll walk away We're knee-deep in guerillas, yeah, the party never stops United States of America, undercover cop [Chorus] Citizen C.I.A Citizen C.I.A Five paid weeks vacation and a 401K [Chorus] Citizen C.I.A Citizen C.I.A [Outro] You said I'd be working with Sydney Man, this sucks