Citizen C.I.A.

[Intro]

Calling all Americans of above-average intelligence

College graduates, apply today

[Verse 1]

Come decimate dictatorships and overthrow regimes

In exotic far-off places, the vacation of your dreams

You'll assemble puppet governments and play the hand of God

We're an equal-opportunity crime fighting squad

[Chorus]

Citizen C.I.A

Citizen C.I.A

[Verse 2]

Now I've trained an army for my kids to fight one day

We'll teach them all of our secrets, and then we'll walk away

We're knee-deep in guerillas, yeah, the party never stops

United States of America, undercover cop

[Chorus]

Citizen C.I.A

Citizen C.I.A

Five paid weeks vacation and a 401K

[Chorus]

Citizen C.I.A

Citizen C.I.A

[Outro]

You said I'd be working with Sydney

Man, this sucks