Fat Girl

[Intro] Fat girl You're a fat girl Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat girl Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat girl [Verse 1: Eazy-E, Ron-De-Vu] It's funky fresh Eazy-E, new kid on the block And already got a fat girl on my jock Now my story's kinda simple, so please change the tempo As I tell you a tale 'bout this big fat hippo I was chillin' on the ave, drinkin' some brew Saw a fatty comin' my way, so what was I to do? I busted a U, went the other way again But forgot that the avenue was a dead end I turned around, here she came, stride for stride Funky fat like that, 'bout two thirty-five The stampede was rushin', I double looked And she had more chins than a Chinese phone book Five-foot-three, ugly as can be, she said Hello, Eazy-E! Do you remember me? (I said no) Uh-huh, yes, you do, sugar My name is Bertha, but you can call me Booger Remember the time when you were drunk at the party? We were slow dancin', gave you all this body When she said that she loved me, I was in shock Oh my God, got a fat girl on my jock [Chorus] I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock I got a fat girl on my jock (Ah yeah) I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock I got a fat girl on my jock [Verse 2: Eazy-E, Ron-De-Vu] She gave the grin, I showed the frown And with a bear hug, picked me off the ground Squeezin' me tight, attempted to bug me Grabbed me by the rear, said (Love me, hug me) I was held, victim of a scandal 'Cause this big girl's too much for E to handle Broke the beast grip, started to run Back to the crib, grabbed the elephant gun She's grubbin', thighs rubbin' in hot pursuit I loaded up the gun, 'bout ready to shoot She kept on comin' because of addiction Legs on fire because of friction My gun broke, I was doomed Dropped the double barrel, grabbed the harpoon As I swung, the fat girl fell Lyin' on the ave just like a beached whale That's the story, it's quite ill And all fat girls, y'all best'a chill All overweight freaks, stay off my block 'Cause it's ill to have a fat girl on your jock [Chorus] I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock I got a fat girl on my jock I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock I got a fat girl on my jock (Ah yeah) I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock I got a fat girl on my jock I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock I got a fat girl on my jock