Fat Girl

[Intro]

Fat girl

You're a fat girl

Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat girl

Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat girl

[Verse 1: Eazy-E, Ron-De-Vu]

It's funky fresh Eazy-E, new kid on the block

And already got a fat girl on my jock

Now my story's kinda simple, so please change the tempo

As I tell you a tale 'bout this big fat hippo

I was chillin' on the ave, drinkin' some brew

Saw a fatty comin' my way, so what was I to do?

I busted a U, went the other way again

But forgot that the avenue was a dead end

I turned around, here she came, stride for stride

Funky fat like that, 'bout two thirty-five

The stampede was rushin', I double looked

And she had more chins than a Chinese phone book

Five-foot-three, ugly as can be, she said

Hello, Eazy-E! Do you remember me? (I said no)

Uh-huh, yes, you do, sugar

My name is Bertha, but you can call me Booger

Remember the time when you were drunk at the party?

We were slow dancin', gave you all this body

When she said that she loved me, I was in shock

Oh my God, got a fat girl on my jock

[Chorus]

I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock

I got a fat girl on my jock (Ah yeah)

I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock

I got a fat girl on my jock

[Verse 2: Eazy-E, Ron-De-Vu]

She gave the grin, I showed the frown

And with a bear hug, picked me off the ground

Squeezin' me tight, attempted to bug me

Grabbed me by the rear, said (Love me, hug me)

I was held, victim of a scandal

'Cause this big girl's too much for E to handle

Broke the beast grip, started to run

Back to the crib, grabbed the elephant gun

She's grubbin', thighs rubbin' in hot pursuit

I loaded up the gun, 'bout ready to shoot

She kept on comin' because of addiction

Legs on fire because of friction

My gun broke, I was doomed

Dropped the double barrel, grabbed the harpoon

As I swung, the fat girl fell

Lyin' on the ave just like a beached whale

That's the story, it's quite ill

And all fat girls, y'all best'a chill

All overweight freaks, stay off my block

'Cause it's ill to have a fat girl on your jock

[Chorus]

I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock

I got a fat girl on my jock

I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock

I got a fat girl on my jock (Ah yeah)

I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock

I got a fat girl on my jock

I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock

I got a fat girl on my jock