[Intro]
Fat girl
You're a fat girl
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat girl
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat girl
[Verse 1: Eazy-E, Ron-De-Vu]
It's funky fresh Eazy-E, new kid on the block
And already got a fat girl on my jock
Now my story's kinda simple, so please change the tempo
As I tell you a tale 'bout this big fat hippo
I was chillin' on the ave, drinkin' some brew
Saw a fatty comin' my way, so what was I to do?
I busted a U, went the other way again
But forgot that the avenue was a dead end
I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
Funky fat like that, 'bout two thirty-five
The stampede was rushin', I double looked
And she had more chins than a Chinese phone book
Five-foot-three, ugly as can be, she said
Hello, Eazy-E! Do you remember me? (I said no)
Uh-huh, yes, you do, sugar
My name is Bertha, but you can call me Booger
Remember the time when you were drunk at the party?
We were slow dancin', gave you all this body
When she said that she loved me, I was in shock
Oh my God, got a fat girl on my jock
[Chorus]
I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock
I got a fat girl on my jock (Ah yeah)
I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock
I got a fat girl on my jock
[Verse 2: Eazy-E, Ron-De-Vu]
She gave the grin, I showed the frown
And with a bear hug, picked me off the ground
Squeezin' me tight, attempted to bug me
Grabbed me by the rear, said (Love me, hug me)
I was held, victim of a scandal
'Cause this big girl's too much for E to handle
Broke the beast grip, started to run
Back to the crib, grabbed the elephant gun
She's grubbin', thighs rubbin' in hot pursuit
I loaded up the gun, 'bout ready to shoot
She kept on comin' because of addiction
Legs on fire because of friction
My gun broke, I was doomed
Dropped the double barrel, grabbed the harpoon
As I swung, the fat girl fell
Lyin' on the ave just like a beached whale
That's the story, it's quite ill
And all fat girls, y'all best'a chill
All overweight freaks, stay off my block
'Cause it's ill to have a fat girl on your jock
[Chorus]
I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock
I got a fat girl on my jock
I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock
I got a fat girl on my jock (Ah yeah)
I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock
I got a fat girl on my jock
I got a fat girl (Fat girl) on my jock
I got a fat girl on my jock