KEEP IT COOL

[Verse 1] So, you tripped and fell into her bed by accident What an unusual, but re-occuring incident Performance lasts a minute, but the scars are permanent Funny how you told the city it's coincident Guess baguette wasn't all that you ate in France I heard dessert was nicely stored inside of her pants Funny how you twist a knife and then wreck all my plans Come and show your fangs [Chorus] I could keep it cool, I could act my age But there slips the loser from my lips to your face I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste But I can't help it, you son of grace [Post-Chorus] I try to be cool Broke my heart, but it's cool Fell apart, but it's cool We once kissed French Now we're not even friends [Verse 2] I wish you the best, wink, wink, fingers crossed How could I have to draw the lines I already re-drew and you crossed Keep the heart pitch black and the sharp teeth flossed Bite me, I'm the greatest fucking thing that you've lost I'm so mature I stopped wishing that you were dead 'Cause then you wouldn't have to live with what you could have had You don't get to cry after sleeping with the alphabet I surely wasn't on your mind when she gave you head [Chorus] I could keep it cool, I could act my age But there slips the loser from my lips to your face I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste But I can't help it, you son of grace [Post-Chorus] I try to be cool Broke my heart, but it's cool Fell apart, but it's cool We once kissed French Now we're not even friends [Bridge] You think all of this is funny, here's a punchline Baby, your genetics scream receding hairline I'm so calm, so collected or maybe I'm just not All my fingers, redirected, now the middle one's on spot [Chorus] I could keep it cool, I could act my age But there slips the loser from my lips to your face I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste But I can't help it, you son of grace [Post-Chorus] I try to be cool Broke my heart, but it's cool Fell apart, but it's cool We once kissed French Now we're not even friends [Outro] I'm so glad this is off my chest I'm gonna do another one