KEEP IT COOL

[Verse 1]

So, you tripped and fell into her bed by accident

What an unusual, but re-occuring incident

Performance lasts a minute, but the scars are permanent

Funny how you told the city it's coincident

Guess baguette wasn't all that you ate in France

I heard dessert was nicely stored inside of her pants

Funny how you twist a knife and then wreck all my plans

Come and show your fangs

[Chorus]

I could keep it cool, I could act my age

But there slips the loser from my lips to your face

I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste

But I can't help it, you son of grace

[Post-Chorus]

I try to be cool

Broke my heart, but it's cool

Fell apart, but it's cool

We once kissed French

Now we're not even friends

[Verse 2]

I wish you the best, wink, wink, fingers crossed

How could I have to draw the lines I already re-drew and you crossed

Keep the heart pitch black and the sharp teeth flossed

Bite me, I'm the greatest fucking thing that you've lost

I'm so mature I stopped wishing that you were dead

'Cause then you wouldn't have to live with what you could have had

You don't get to cry after sleeping with the alphabet

I surely wasn't on your mind when she gave you head

[Chorus]

I could keep it cool, I could act my age

But there slips the loser from my lips to your face

I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste

But I can't help it, you son of grace

[Post-Chorus]

I try to be cool

Broke my heart, but it's cool

Fell apart, but it's cool

We once kissed French

Now we're not even friends

[Bridge]

You think all of this is funny, here's a punchline

Baby, your genetics scream receding hairline

I'm so calm, so collected or maybe I'm just not

All my fingers, redirected, now the middle one's on spot

[Chorus]

I could keep it cool, I could act my age

But there slips the loser from my lips to your face

I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste

But I can't help it, you son of grace

[Post-Chorus]

I try to be cool

Broke my heart, but it's cool

Fell apart, but it's cool

We once kissed French

Now we're not even friends

[Outro]

I'm so glad this is off my chest

I'm gonna do another one