#elchtransformer

[Answering machine speech] Thank you for calling John's Pizzeria, located in the heart of Times Square If you know your [?], you can enter it in any time For reservation press 1 To place an order to delivery your pick up, press 2 For the bi- [Phone call #1: Pizza Worker, Sebastian "Sushi"] It's pizza Hello, I wanna order a pizza What? I wanna order a pizza Okay, what's your address? It's Castrop-Rauxel What? Castrop-Rauxel, Germany You people nothing to do, right? Bah, bah, bah, bah [?] boring, asshole (Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah) [Phone call #2: Pizza Worker, Sebastian "Sushi"] [?] Bap, bap, bap, bap bap, bap Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh Bap, bap, bap, bap bap Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh Bap, bap, bap, bap bap, Bap, bap, bap, bap bap Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh *bluhpocalypsis*