#elchtransformer

[Answering machine speech]

Thank you for calling John's Pizzeria, located in the heart of Times Square

If you know your [?], you can enter it in any time

For reservation press 1

To place an order to delivery your pick up, press 2

For the bi-

[Phone call #1: Pizza Worker, Sebastian "Sushi"]

It's pizza

Hello, I wanna order a pizza

What?

I wanna order a pizza

Okay, what's your address?

It's Castrop-Rauxel

What?

Castrop-Rauxel, Germany

You people nothing to do, right? Bah, bah, bah, bah

[?] boring, asshole (Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah)

[Phone call #2: Pizza Worker, Sebastian "Sushi"]

[?]

Bap, bap, bap, bap bap, bap

Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh

Bap, bap, bap, bap bap

Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh

Bap, bap, bap, bap bap, Bap, bap, bap, bap bap

Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh

*bluhpocalypsis*