Pamela

[Chorus] Pamela digs a ditch in the desert Kitting it out in zebras and leopards Armageddon never looked so good Pamela digs a ditch in the desert Kitting it out in zebras and leopards Armageddon never looked so good [Verse 1] I remember summers in Essex Hotter and drier than Texas She was working at a car wash I’ve never seen anything like it Every warm-blooded man was driving A car you could eat a dinner off [Verse 2] As sure as the sun will set in the west Speculation on Pamela starts to spread "Have you seen that she carries an axe?" "And the symbols tattooed on her back?" "Is she mad?" I said, "Pamela how can you stand it?" Everybody thinks you're totally batshit She sat me down and said "They’ll all be dead soon" [Pre-Chorus] She knows it’s coming and you’re gonna be the first to go Ooh, It’s the apocalypse and finally some time alone Let me tell you something [Chorus] Pamela digs a ditch in the desert Kitting it out in zebras and leopards Armageddon never looked so good Pamela digs a ditch in the desert Kitting it out in zebras and leopards Armageddon never looked so good [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] But the approval of the townies was far from her mind There’s only one space in the bunker It's for our human Swiss Army knife She knows it’s coming, you’re gonna be the first to go It’s the apocalypse finally some time alone She knows it’s coming, and you’re gonna be the first to go It’s the apocalypse, finally some time alone I’m telling you [Chorus] Pamela digs a ditch in the desert Kitting it out in zebras and leopards Armageddon never looked so good Pamela digs a ditch in the desert Kitting it out in zebras and leopards Armageddon never looked so good [Outro] It never, never looked so good Pamela digs a ditch in the desert Kitting it out in zebras and leopards Armageddon never looked so good