Under the Influence

[Intro: Eminem] Hem-de-le-le-le-le-le-le, le-le, le-le (Ha-ha, haha) Hem-de-le-le-ne-miah-nuf-niah, ne-nish, ne-ne (Translation?) [Chorus: Eminem & Swifty McVay] So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick (Slim Shady) [Verse 1: Eminem & Swifty McVay] Ha-ha! Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties A young-ass man with a trash can, strapped to the back Of his ass, so the rats can't chew through his last pants I'm like a mummy at night, fightin' with bright lightnin' And frightened with five little white Vicodin pills, bitin' him (*Biting sounds*) I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital, lost Stingin' the fuck outta everything, I come across in the halls I light a candle and place it up on the mantel Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle (Ugh) So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin' (Bitch, it's too late) 'Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains [Verse 2: Swifty McVay] I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator Degradin', creatin' murders to kill haters Accused for every crime known through the equator They knew I did it for havin' blood on my 'gators My weed'll hit your chest like a double barrel gauge and I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face (Waah, waah, waah!) With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remy, I do shit on purpose You never hear me say, "Forgive me" I'm snatchin' every penny, it gotta be that way, nigga, face it That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it You hidin', I make the President get a facelift Niggas just afraid, handin' me they bracelets Chillin' in the lab wasted, I'm the type That'll drink Kahlua and gin, throw up on the mic Your life is ruined, you get socked right on sight And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight [Chorus: Eminem & Bizarre] So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick 'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick (Bizarre) [Verse 3: Bizarre & Eminem] I'm a compulsive liar, settin' my preacher on fire Slashin' your tires, flyin' down Fenkell and Meyers Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired Jackin' my dick off in a bed of barbed wire (Hey, is Bizarre performin'?) Bitch, didn't you read the flyer? The special invited guest will be Richard Pryor (Aren't you a male dancer?) No, bitch, I'm retired Fuckin' your bitch in the ass with a tire iron (Aah!) I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip Lettin' the record skip, lettin' the record skip (Damn!) I'm fuckin' anything when I'm snortin' It's gonna cost three hundred dollars to get my pitbull an abortion Some bitch asked for my autograph I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed I drop bombs, like I was in Vietnam All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin'-ass mom [Verse 4: Proof] Ayo, flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack Weed laced with somethin'–nigga, pass that! In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats At a "Stop the Violence" rally, I blast gats BMI on publishin'; get yo' ass capped The Kuniva, divide up yo' cash stack Run yo' motherfuckin' pockets, ASAP I don't need a platinum chain, bitch, I snatched Shaq's Born loser, half thief and half Black Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked And found chopped up in a trash bag [Verse 5: Kuniva] We stranglin' rappers, until the point they can't yell 'Cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace Gruesome and causin' more violence than nine hoodlums I grapple your Adam's apple, until it crackle Run right past you, turn around, grab you, and stab you Get executed 'cause I'm a Luni, I got a Yukmouth And it's polluted; I cock it back, then shoot it I love snatchin' up players, thugs and young ballers Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers Brigade barricade to bring the noise While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys If I go solo, I'm doin' a song with Bolo A big Chinese nigga screamin', "Kuniva, yo, yo!" I leave ya face leakin', run up in church And smack the preacher while he's preachin' Take a swing at the deacon [Verse 6: Kon Artis & Eminem] I used to tell cats that I sold weed and weight I was straight, 'til I got caught sellin' them shake I'm ignorant with the intent to snatch your rent I got kicked out of summer camp (Uh!) for havin' sex in my tent With the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order I've been a Kon Artis, since I was swimmin' in water In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb (Special delivery) I sign to a local label for fun Say, "I got cancer", get dropped, take the advancement, and run Drive-by you in the rain while you carry your son Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me none Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun Got a reputation for havin' niggas runnin' they funds Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin' some ones 'Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin' in dough [Chorus: Eminem] So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick 'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick [Outro: Eminem] Hah, ha-ha Suck my motherfuckin' dick D12, Dirty-motherfuckin'-Dozen Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin' husbands Bizarre Kid, Swifty McVay, the Kon Artis The Kuniva, Derty Harry, ha-ha, and Slim Shady