We Made You

Guess who? (Guess who?) D'you miss me? (D'you miss me?) Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a rock star (baby), everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?) We're the ones who made you Back by popular demand Now pop a little Zantac for antacid, if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand? Well, look at all the massive masses in the stands "Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans" Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man She stomped him, just 'cause he asked to put his hands On her massive Gluteus Maximus again Squeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to a friend Can he come back as nasty as he can? Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten I know you want me, girl, in fact, I see you grin, now come in, girl When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a rock star (baby) everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?) We're the ones who made you The enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and charley-horse her Sorry, Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness? Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, then nail her Baby, say hello to my little friend Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middleman Forget him, or you're gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge Forget them other men, girl, pay them little attention And little did I mention that Jennifer's in Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench Man, I swear them other guys, you give 'em an inch They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim's When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a rock star (baby) everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?) We're the ones who made you And that's why My love, you'll never live without I know you want me, girl 'Cause I can see you're checking me out And baby, you know You know you want me too Don't try to deny it, baby I'm the only one for you Damn, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out? You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man, Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal, but Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth bruh Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord, help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrieked his outfit I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak Baby, I think you just met your soulmate, now break it down, girl When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a rock star (baby) everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?) We're the ones who made you So baby, baby, get down, down, down Baby, get down, down, down Baby, get down, down, down Baby, get down, get down Baby, get down, down, down Baby, get down, down, down Baby, get down, down, down Baby, get down, get down Oh, Amy Rehab never looked so good I can't wait, I'm going back Ha-ha, wooh! Dr. Dre Two thousand and twenty Yeah