Had Me a Real Good Time

[Verse 1] Thought I was lookin' good So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood Was invited by a skinny girl Into her high-class world Left my bicycle under the stairs Laid my coat across the kosher chairs Made my way across the crowded room I had nothing to lose My reception wasn't very keen So turning on a friendly grin Stood on the table with my glass of gin And came straight to the point [Chorus] I was glad to come I'll be sad to go So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time I was glad to come I'll be sad to go So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time [Verse 2] Dancing madly 'round the room, yeah Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune Was escorted by a friendly slag 'Round the bedroom and back Wandered across to the door Missed my step and I fell on the floor Said one word and I was asked to leave Kinda wished I was dead [Chorus] I was glad to come And I'll be so sad to leave But while I was here I had me a real good time, whoo [Instrumental Break] Whoo Ha-ha, yeah Ohh my [Verse 3] The skinny girl made it clear That she only came here for the beer (That’s a fact, oh yeah) The vicar, he simply reeked of gin Ohh On my way home, I happened to fall off my bicycle (Good party) Whoo-hoo, ha-ha yeah I was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home, yeah Whoo-hoo Whoo Yeah Ohh yeah Ow ow