Had Me a Real Good Time

[Verse 1]

Thought I was lookin' good

So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood

Was invited by a skinny girl

Into her high-class world

Left my bicycle under the stairs

Laid my coat across the kosher chairs

Made my way across the crowded room

I had nothing to lose

My reception wasn't very keen

So turning on a friendly grin

Stood on the table with my glass of gin

And came straight to the point

[Chorus]

I was glad to come

I'll be sad to go

So while I'm here

I'll have me a real good time

I was glad to come

I'll be sad to go

So while I'm here

I'll have me a real good time

[Verse 2]

Dancing madly 'round the room, yeah

Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune

Was escorted by a friendly slag

'Round the bedroom and back

Wandered across to the door

Missed my step and I fell on the floor

Said one word and I was asked to leave

Kinda wished I was dead

[Chorus]

I was glad to come

And I'll be so sad to leave

But while I was here

I had me a real good time, whoo

[Instrumental Break]

Whoo

Ha-ha, yeah

Ohh my

[Verse 3]

The skinny girl made it clear

That she only came here for the beer (That’s a fact, oh yeah)

The vicar, he simply reeked of gin

Ohh

On my way home, I happened to fall off my bicycle (Good party)

Whoo-hoo, ha-ha yeah

I was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home, yeah

Whoo-hoo

Whoo

Yeah

Ohh yeah

Ow ow