What Are Friends For?

One, two, three, four I know so many people I know so many people I know so many people But I don't have any friends I know so many people I know so many people I know so many people But I don't have any friends Where do they come from? Why do you need them? Invite some over What do you do then? Tell them to leave now Will they forgive you? Will they even know how? Will they believe you? I know so many people I know so many people I know so many people But I don't have any friends I know so many people I know so many people I know so many people But I don't have any friends What do they want now? Nothing to lose now Invite them over What do you do then? Go to their house Wanna get to know them What if they hate me? What if I blow it? What are friends for? What are friends for? What are friends for? What are friends for? What are friends for? What are friends for? What are friends for? What are friends for? I buy them lots of presents Will they like me so-so? What if they're boring? What if they're weirdos? If I get too close now Will I get the flu then? Trip and fall at their house How can I sue them? Thank you!