What Are Friends For?

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I know so many people

I know so many people

I know so many people

But I don't have any friends

I know so many people

I know so many people

I know so many people

But I don't have any friends

Where do they come from?

Why do you need them?

Invite some over

What do you do then?

Tell them to leave now

Will they forgive you?

Will they even know how?

Will they believe you?

I know so many people

I know so many people

I know so many people

But I don't have any friends

I know so many people

I know so many people

I know so many people

But I don't have any friends

What do they want now?

Nothing to lose now

Invite them over

What do you do then?

Go to their house

Wanna get to know them

What if they hate me?

What if I blow it?

What are friends for?

What are friends for?

What are friends for?

What are friends for?

What are friends for?

What are friends for?

What are friends for?

What are friends for?

I buy them lots of presents

Will they like me so-so?

What if they're boring?

What if they're weirdos?

If I get too close now

Will I get the flu then?

Trip and fall at their house

How can I sue them?

Thank you!