Mega C.

[Verse 1] Moanin' and a heavin' on a hot sticky can I'm cravin' chocolate Ex-Lax and my G.E. fan I'm taggin' on the wall how I got in this jam And said, "M.S.G., money, margaritas, and my man" Storin' up my supper coffee and my snacks The shit's pilin' up; kinda feels like a cramp Instant relief is what I need to ease The mega colon that's inside of me Nightmares of my dinner at the China doll Thinkin' 'bout my wardrobe gonna get at the mall TV Guide, Cosmo, I'm runnin' out of mags And I just smoked a pack of my cool fags Finger in my hole gettin' into the dig There's cum stains on my panties and jizz in my wig My man calls me cherry, think's I'm uptight But I'm gonna blow him off 'cuz I'm dynamite [Chorus 1] She's Sandra H., not Sandra D And my lady Yvonne standin' next to me She said, "Holy shit," I said, "Yes, that is it" Now our mega colon is a big, big hit Mega colon [Break] [Verse 2] Thinkin' 'bout my man it really makes me sick The shit got soft, steamy, slick It came out in a blast that was really foul Forget the white cloud, I need the Bounty towel I need a new life, I got to reform I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm I got to be strong, got to be brave Don't wanna bear the title "Ms. Toilet Slave" [Chorus 2] I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D With my lady Yvonne standin' next to me We are fly white girls movin' in New York City Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty We were hangin' out in bars lookin' for a groom When we met each other in the ladies room She said, "Holy shit," I said, "Yes that is it" Now mega colon is a big big hit Mega colon [Outro] Fly white girls movin' in New York City Fly white girls movin' in New York City Fly white girls movin' in New York City Fly white girls movin' in New York City Fly white girls movin' in New York City