Hell Of A Ride

I remember when I lost my mind It was a pretty chilly Tuesday night And the man on the telly said "build a bunker in your shed" And tell your mum, I love her I'm on day six hundred and thirty nine Hello, and welcome to my pointless life Won't you have a slice of pecan pie? Let me show you where I cry It's in the corner It's out of order I'm 25 Going on 45 Going on 99 Going on dead Blink twice You'll miss the highlights God, it's a hell of a ride Going on dead I think of everything I could have been A superhero in a limousine Or a hot shot living on top But instead; look what I've got The world is on fire Baby pass me a lighter Cos I'm 25 Going on 45 Going on 99 Going on dead Blink twice You'll miss the highlights God, it's a hell of a ride Going on dead Looks like the sun's coming out again And I see my friends They're over the moon to see me What a surprise God, i'm glad i'm alive, i'm alive i'm alive 25 Going on 45 Going on 99 Going on dead Blink twice You'll miss the highlights God, it's a hell of a ride Going on dead