The Secret To Life

One, two (one, two) I hide my shit in the closet I got some space if you want it It's cool, it isn't a problem Now, right now It's textbook repressive behaviour Bow down to me, I'm your saviour You like that? It isn't a problem Now, right now I'm a supercharged supersonic Freshly-poured gin and tonic I'm your stage, hop up on it Everybody gather 'round I deserve a shiny crown So listen, you're missing The secret to life This is the secret to life My family? No, I'm nothing like them Perfect, fantastic Despite them, I get upset When you run your mouth, your mouth You always seem to wanna tell me what to do How would you like it if I held a mirror back at you? This is harrowing It's embarrassing, ah I'm a freshly-squeezed tangerine Double-tracking drama queen I'm your bike, jump right on it (jump right on it) Everybody turn around Sing it now, sing it loud So listen, you're missing The secret to life This is the secret to life You wouldn't wanna be left behind (I hide my shit in the closet) (I got some space if you want it) 'cause this is the secret to life (It's cool, it isn't a problem) (Now, right now) this is the secret to life This is the secret to life This is the secret to life This is the secret to life