Absurd

King kong in Cannes On a date with Spiderman Dan Dare's sitting there Scared by the killer teddy bears Down town Minnie Mouse Is slippin' Mickies in the famous grouse While Big Bird spreads the word Anybody with a heart votes love Judge Dredd found dead Face down in Snoopy's bed Outside Tweetie Pie's Getting itchy on more supplies Meanwhile Snow White Gets ready for work tonight Turning tricks with crystal tips Trying to make the best of it's absurd Puppy dogs and pussy cats In suspect suicide attacks Captain Kirk from planet earth Fights it out with Papa Smurf Some phoney little ponies Preying on the old and lonely Making friends robbing them The X Men taught them everything Betty Boop's tired of life Took vows became a bride of Christ While Tin Tin's been playing in Caesar's palace Live on Ice Babar Kumbayahs With the mighty morphin movie stars As Big Bird spreads the word Anybody with a heart votes love