Squirt

Weighting over ten feet tall Feet of clay, head of gold Middle made of cannon balls Rumour has is swallowed whole Mineral, without a soul That's the story being told The estimated, undefeted Champeen of the world Big yet unfamiliar Think bigger than the biggest bar Think big, that's only half as large Bigger, better, twice as hard Outsized, extra large Velocity very fast Bigger than the closest star Bigger than the motor car Quick, quiet, confident Comfortable, permanent Undisputed every tense Not a trace of what went left More equal than the best Unparalleled success Everybody V.impressed