Robot Hell

[Intro: Bender] Aw, crap, singing Mind if I smoke? [Verse 1: Beelzebot] Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em We'll find ways to simulate that smell What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a Panetela Here on level one of Robot Hell [Verse 2: Beelzebot] Gambling's wrong and so is cheating So is forging phony IOU's Let's let Lady Luck decide, what type of torture's justified I'm pit boss here on level two (Ooh! Deep-fried robot!) [Verse 3: Bender, Beelzebot] Just tell me why Please read this 55-page warrant There must be robots worse than I We've checked around, there really aren't Then please let me explain My crimes were merely boyish pranks You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks! Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing! Please stop sinning while I'm singing [Verse 4: Beelzebot, Beastie Boys] Selling bootleg tapes is wrong Musicians need that income to survive Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys! That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five! [Verse 5: Fry, Leela] I don't feel well It's up to us to rescue him Maybe he likes it here in Hell? It's us who tempted him to sin Maybe he's back at the motel? Come on, Fry, don't be scared I'm sure at least one of us will be spared So just sit back, enjoy the ride My ass has blisters from the slide! [Verse 6: Beelzebot] Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights Publishing indecent magazines You'll pay for every crime Knee-deep in electric slime You'll suffer till the end of time Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!