Robot Hell

[Intro: Bender]

Aw, crap, singing

Mind if I smoke?

[Verse 1: Beelzebot]

Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em

We'll find ways to simulate that smell

What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a Panetela

Here on level one of Robot Hell

[Verse 2: Beelzebot]

Gambling's wrong and so is cheating

So is forging phony IOU's

Let's let Lady Luck decide, what type of torture's justified

I'm pit boss here on level two

(Ooh! Deep-fried robot!)

[Verse 3: Bender, Beelzebot]

Just tell me why

Please read this 55-page warrant

There must be robots worse than I

We've checked around, there really aren't

Then please let me explain

My crimes were merely boyish pranks

You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!

Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing!

Please stop sinning while I'm singing

[Verse 4: Beelzebot, Beastie Boys]

Selling bootleg tapes is wrong

Musicians need that income to survive

Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise

With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys!

That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!

[Verse 5: Fry, Leela]

I don't feel well

It's up to us to rescue him

Maybe he likes it here in Hell?

It's us who tempted him to sin

Maybe he's back at the motel?

Come on, Fry, don't be scared

I'm sure at least one of us will be spared

So just sit back, enjoy the ride

My ass has blisters from the slide!

[Verse 6: Beelzebot]

Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights

Publishing indecent magazines

You'll pay for every crime

Knee-deep in electric slime

You'll suffer till the end of time

Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme

Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!