Maximum

[Verse 1]

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare I take a drive?

Push the limit, it's a wonder how I stay alive

They think I'm crazy and I am, but every day I thrive

They said a tab of this will get you there, I'm taking five

I smuggle drugs and hella liquor right through TSA

I mean in my belly, I did it all when I was on the way

My Uber driver ain't know what the fuck was going on

I walked in shirtless he was like "Hey man, can you throw one on?"

I'm with a blonde and my Johnson is what she's blowing on

I'm in the backseat, I nut, she catch it like a Pokémon

The 9th Wonder of the world and still got it going on

I stay providing, it's your track that I am flowing on

Life would be different if I ever had a fuck to give

Remember saying "eh, I just need enough to live"

But now I'm rich and I'm a greedy selfish asshole

Patrick Bateman, swear my life is really that roll

They say "Your alcohol abuse will take a bad toll, there's bags under your eyes and you're not even that old"

(Bitch, shut the fuck up) What was that?

Eh, what? I think I'm hard of hearing