Maximum

[Verse 1]

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare I take a drive?

Push the limit, it's a wonder how I stay alive

They think I'm crazy and I am, but every day I thrive

They said a tab of this will get you there, I'm taking five

I smuggle drugs and hella liquor right through TSA

I mean in my belly, I did it all when I was on the way

My Uber driver ain't know what the fuck was going on

I walked in shirtless he was like "Hey man, can you throw one on?"

I'm with a blonde and my Johnson is what she's blowing on

I'm in the backseat, I nut, she catch it like a Pokémon

The 9th Wonder of the world and still got it going on

I stay providing, it's your track that I am flowing on

Life would be different if I ever had a fuck to give

Remember saying "eh, I just need enough to live"

But now I'm rich and I'm a greedy selfish asshole

Patrick Bateman, swear my life is really that roll

They say "Your alcohol abuse will take a bad toll, there's bags under your eyes and you're not even that old"

(Bitch, shut the fuck up) What was that?

Eh, what? I think I'm hard of hearing

I'm ordering hookers online until they start appearing

I busted all over her makeup and it started smearing

Tears of joy, she's so bad that I started tearing

Like you're too pretty to be doing this for a living

But then I snapped out of it like "What the fuck I'm thinking?"

[Chorus]

I just wanna live to the maximum

Liquor, drugs, hookers all day

I'm just having fun, yeah

This is what the world's come to

If you're offended by this shit

I'm saying "Good, fuck you"

[Bridge]

Tsss, I'm just playing

Really no, I'm serious, I'm not

I'm just playing

Really no, I'm serious

[Verse 2]

I dumped my girl cause I was sick of keeping her around

Always pissed and she would always feel like turning down (turn down for what)

But then got lonely and felt sorta down

So I took some ecstasy, I knew my mood would quickly start to turn around

Saw rock bottom, passed it up, and now I'm further down

At the depths of the world, no one heard a sound

The world's biggest dirtbag, I'm coming for the crown

Ash a blunt inside the Oval Office 'til it's burning down

Killing birds with one stone, I'm tryna combine 'em

Fuck Donald Trump, I took a shit, that look just like him

I wish McGregor and Mayweather could like just fight him

That part's for real though, I mean it, I'm not just spiting

They take everything I say to heart

When I met Adriana Lima, I swear I heard her fart

That's when my plans changed for my mission to steal her heart

Like covering my nose with my shirt and walking away awkwardly

We ain't close no more, they say I can't rap about coke no more

Ok, I swear that's the last time, I'm 'bout to focus more

Running around the house party I'm feeling hella hyper

My dealer came through with my drugs, I had to pay the piper

I move with the precision of a sniper

Your girl will be mine if I like her, it's a given, I'ma pipe her

[Chorus]

I just wanna live to the maximum

Liquor, drugs, hookers all day

I'm just having fun, yeah

This is what the world's come to

If you're offended by this shit

I'm saying "Good, fuck you"

[Bridge]

Chill, I'm just playing

No really, I'm not se-

Chill, I'm just playing

Really no, I'm serious

I'm not playing

I'm not joking

I'm just joking

I'm not joking

I'm just playing

[Outro]

I'm just playing ladies

You know I love you

Biatch!