My Life Is a Party

[Intro/Skit] [Soda can opening. Gulping.] Alright [Hook: G-Eazy & Dao Jones] Grab the iPhone and hit up fam Come through with a gram of that Oaksterdam I only wanna get twisted, everyday's Christmas On Dasher on Blitzen Fresh kicks, fresh clothes say I look cool All we ever do is kick it bro, fuck school Fuck aprons and fuck washin' dishes I only wanna smoke mad weed and fuck bitches [Verse 1: G-Eazy] I'm in the back of my classroom super high You'd probably do the same thing if you were I I make music get chicks and im uber fly See me on my BMX when I maneuver by The smoothest guy that you've ever see She's a fan but she's a two so I let her dream And I ain't never fucked the ugly girl ever But I have woken up next to one go figure A local celebrity to an extent I've been on tours every single place that we went I'm shuttin' shit down I'm more popular than you are in your town Heard the party up town was the place to go Three dudes thirty chicks was the ratio I'm in the backroom chillin' with a vacuum I mean a bad ho gives intelligent fellatio [Hook: G-Eazy & Dao Jones] Grab the iPhone and hit up fam Come through with a gram of that Oaksterdam I only wanna get twisted everydays Christmas On Dasher on Blitzen Fresh kicks, fresh clothes say I look cool All we ever do is kick it bro fuck school Fuck aprons and fuck washin' dishes I only wanna smoke mad weed and fuck bitches [Verse 2: Dao Jones] Knock knock it's the flow man Draggin' my balls in, no Gohan I know your life is a beach with no sand I can't help it that you livin' like an old man Gettin through the day as long as I got ten bucks PBR and a blunt keeps my head up Eatin' every meal with a red cup Keep it very real gotta fess up I got haters, wishin' them the best luck While I take a pickin' from the best sluts Man these nay sayers really gotta catch up Chickens in a pickle why they pickin' at my bread crumbs Cut it - what they throwin' a fit for? The only party in there life is the shit show When I don't party my idea is to get dough Music is my money and my favorite key is shift-4 Me and G-Eazy and Mikey, might be at the spot where the hot dykes be Most likely we goin' be tardy you ain't' in a hurry when your life is a party [Hook: G-Eazy & Dao Jones] Grab the iPhone and hit up fam Come through with a gram of that Oaksterdam I only wanna get twisted everydays Christmas On Dasher on Blitzen Fresh kicks, fresh clothes say I look cool All we ever do is kick it bro fuck school Fuck aprons and fuck washin' dishes I only wanna smoke mad weed and fuck bitches