You Were Up to Something

[Chorus: Caddywhompus] My God you were up to something My God you were up to something My God you were up to something My God you were up to something My God you were up to something But I-I-I'm up to nothing My God I believe I'm running And I don't know where we're going to [Verse 1: G-Eazy] Uh, and I remember back when I was just a little scrawny ass kid, that was him Probably circa '99, 6th grade I was in Found big booty Nikki, when I met her I was 10 And maybe she might of been a little hoeish But I walked around with her, acting like I didn't know it 'Cause she had boobs, and shiny lip gloss And I heard she was the one if you want your tip boss So P.E. when everybody went to swim We were making out inside the locker room in the gym She pulled my trunks down, then she grabbed a hold of him It was fucking rad 'til my fucking teacher walked in [Chorus: Caddywhompus] You, you, you were more than nothing But I-I-I'm less than something My heart starts to race, it's running And I just can't wait to see what you do, woo My God you were up to something But I-I-I'm up to nothing My God never leave I'm running And I don't know where we're going to [Verse 2: G-Eazy] Uh, and I remember back when I was 13 years, still trying to get it in Told my moms one night I'd spend the night at a friends Then I went to meet Lexi, Lexi played the violin I heard she was a square but she might give it up I just bought some tree, thought I might twist it up She was down for it all, said "Where do you wanna go?" I said "Back to my crib", she said "Is anybody home?" I said "Moms, but I think she fell asleep around 10" So we snuck back, hoping she didn't hear us walk in She gave it up fast, now I'm thinking epic win It was fucking rad 'til my fucking moms walked in [Chorus: Caddywhompus] You, you, you were more than nothing But I-I-I'm less than something My heart starts to race, it's running And I just can't wait to see what you do, woo My God you were up to something But I-I-I'm up to nothing My God never leave I'm running And I don't know where we're going to