You Were Up to Something

[Chorus: Caddywhompus]

My God you were up to something

My God you were up to something

My God you were up to something

My God you were up to something

My God you were up to something

But I-I-I'm up to nothing

My God I believe I'm running

And I don't know where we're going to

[Verse 1: G-Eazy]

Uh, and I remember back when

I was just a little scrawny ass kid, that was him

Probably circa '99, 6th grade I was in

Found big booty Nikki, when I met her I was 10

And maybe she might of been a little hoeish

But I walked around with her, acting like I didn't know it

'Cause she had boobs, and shiny lip gloss

And I heard she was the one if you want your tip boss

So P.E. when everybody went to swim

We were making out inside the locker room in the gym

She pulled my trunks down, then she grabbed a hold of him

It was fucking rad 'til my fucking teacher walked in

[Chorus: Caddywhompus]

You, you, you were more than nothing

But I-I-I'm less than something

My heart starts to race, it's running

And I just can't wait to see what you do, woo

My God you were up to something

But I-I-I'm up to nothing

My God never leave I'm running

And I don't know where we're going to

[Verse 2: G-Eazy]

Uh, and I remember back when I was 13 years, still trying to get it in

Told my moms one night I'd spend the night at a friends

Then I went to meet Lexi, Lexi played the violin

I heard she was a square but she might give it up

I just bought some tree, thought I might twist it up

She was down for it all, said "Where do you wanna go?"

I said "Back to my crib", she said "Is anybody home?"

I said "Moms, but I think she fell asleep around 10"

So we snuck back, hoping she didn't hear us walk in

She gave it up fast, now I'm thinking epic win

It was fucking rad 'til my fucking moms walked in

[Chorus: Caddywhompus]

You, you, you were more than nothing

But I-I-I'm less than something

My heart starts to race, it's running

And I just can't wait to see what you do, woo

My God you were up to something

But I-I-I'm up to nothing

My God never leave I'm running

And I don't know where we're going to