Happy

[VERSE 1] First you take off your hat Then you shake off those brand new shoes 'Hey George, what have you got to lose?' With my hand on your thigh I just look you in the eye and I say 'Not a whole lot, baby But a whole lot more than you' [Chorus] I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) Don't you know that? She said I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) [VERSE 2] Boys and girls [girls, girls] The ones who kiss and tell Why should we have to believe them? No, I don't understand How any woman, how any man Can say 'Lay me down, lay me down' For that big stash-cheap cash-think about the money [Chorus] I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) Don't you, don't you know that? He said I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) (huh) [Chorus] I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) Don't you, don't you know that? He said I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) (Minks) (Cash) (Sex) And these are the things that keep you happy, honey [BRIDGE] I've seen you in the corner With your rub-it-on tan Hitching a ride Could be a woman or a man Gonna get what you want before too long Gonna take your opportunities Right or wrong Some poor cow with a seven-year itch? You don't dig men But you'll fuck' em if they're rich You can't be with me You're a lowlife daughter of a son of a bitch You know [Chorus] I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) Don't you, don't you know that? He said I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) You know (oh-ho) [Chorus x4] I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) Don't you, don't you know that? She said I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) Yeah, yeah Huh Oh-oh (I can make you happy) Dum dum dum da-dum da dum