Chapter XIX: What Video?

(Dramatic music is playing as "Previously on the Clergy" is playing. A mysterious figure is rattling a gate loudly) [MR. SALTARIAN] Saltarian here. The door is obviously not functioning. [PAPA EMERITUS IV] What a flop. What a fiasco! (A message reading "Moments later" appears on the screen.) [PAPA EMERITUS IV, echoes] Fiasco, fiasco, fiasco, fiasco... [PAPA EMERITUS IV, normal voice] That's that. Are we gonna get this door open or what? Now, even I wanna see this guy. [SISTER IMPERATOR] Sister to Salti. Come in, please. [MR. SALTARIAN] Momentarily. Over. [PAPA EMERITUS IV, to Papa Nihil] Nothing works around here. (Papa Nihil rolls his eyes) [SISTER IMPERATOR] Well, it's yours now. You make it work. Here are the keys. (Drops keys on the floor) They open every door. Except that one. [PAPA NIHIL] We are outta here. We're retired. (Papa Nihil has a smug look on his face) [SISTER IMPERATOR] Sister to Salti. Skip the grand entrance, send him directly to video. [PAPA EMERITUS IV] What video? [PAPA NIHIL] The video you're going to introduce. (Papa Emeritus IV looks confused, then raises his hand and rolls it) [PAPA EMERITUS IV] Tada..?