(Dramatic music plays as Papa Emeritus IV, Papa Nihil, Sister Imperator, and two children stares at a mysterious figure behind a gate)
(The mysterious figure rattles the door loudly, unable to get in)
[SISTER IMPERATOR]
Sister to Saltarian, over.
[PAPA EMERITUS IV]
You have a radio?
[MR. SALTARIAN]
Saltarian here. The door is obviously not functioning.
We are all aware of this now. Over.
[SISTER IMPERATOR]
Could I have a timeline on fixing it?
[MR. SALTARIAN]
Cool your jet. Momentarily.
Over.
[SISTER IMPERATOR]
Copy.
[PAPA EMERITUS IV]
What a flop. What a fiasco!
[SISTER IMPERATOR]
Why don't you just tell everybody about the new tour?
[PAPA EMERITUS IV]
What tour..?
(A promotional teaser video starts playing)
[ANNOUNCER]
This tour!
Ghost are taking the world by storm in 2025 with this **** tour. Starting April 15th in Manchеster in the AO Arena thеn ruthlessly zigzags across the UK -
Glasgow, Londong, Birmingham
Then continuing this abomination of insanely entertaining yet unholy mawling on the European continent. Through -
Antwerpen, Frankfurt, Munich, Lyon, Toulouse, Lisbon, Madrid, Zurich, Milan, Berlin, Amsterdam, Lodz, Prague, Paris, Oberhausen, Hannover
And ending up in Scandinavia -
Copenhagen, Tampere, eh... Linköping, Sandviken
And end up in Oslo before steering the betjet across the pond for an American full flannel [?] plowing, starting in Baltimore July 9th. And then headbang through -
Atlanta, Tampa, Miami, Raleigh, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Boston, Detroit, Louisville, Nashville, Grand Rapids, Milwaukee, St. Louis, Rosemont, St. Paul, Omaha, Kansas City, Denver, Las Vegas, San Diego, Phoenix, Austin, Fort Worth.
Finally! Rounding up in Houston on August 16th. And, oh yeah, Ghost will be haunting New York's legendary arena Madison Square Garden, for the very first time on July 22nd!
But! (Laughs diabolically)
That's not all...
On September 24th, Ghost will once again possess the people of Mexico with a ritual at the classic Palacio De Los Deportes.
And then many, many more. Don't see your city? Don't worry, more dates are coming soon.
So join Ghost on the **** tour 2025 - the biggest Ghost tour ever!
Pre sales begin October 29th, 10 a.m. local time. Don't miss out on this, the Satanized sindig
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB
