Backwash

It became a muscle A hustle to be a Jack Russell Whose head was deaf and once again Binged the Big Brother boxset He knows about self satisfaction His nose acts like a toe And anytime his watch would die He'd trip over himself Hello He went to the sink and put Vaseline on a trout Hello Eventually spoke like a wheel on a basking shark He advises it, revises a bit And too much to be ignored And then he saw A wall, a wall, a wall A wall, a wall, a wall He wakes up He hesitates and not too confident And locked in a bedroom Over, under again In the middle of it all He habitually cut them off 3:16 broke his machine Prepares to be himself Over-shelved in blank Over-shelved in blank Over that A cat, a pillar A knick, a knack Some bloke just there A prick, a prat Lovely magic New knees A stick, a wick, a wig, the lick A private in-joke That bloke just spoke A shark attack New to that Over thought it Still was excited Still needs improvement But that was perfect Dirty forward Back washed No one looks cool Around a wasp Can barely tie my shoes Get in a strop I give dirty looks to People reading books who Say they don't watch cartoons Or anything that is blue I think I really like you Try to say something new I wanna eat your perfume I wanna be your cat A pillar, a knick, a knack Some bloke just there A prick, a prat Lovely magic New knees A stick, a wick, a wig, the lick A private in joke That bloke just spoke A shark attack And new to all wall, wall, wall, wall, hello Hello Nice to chat while his teeth are falling out Hello Eventually spoke like a wheel on a basking shark He advises it, revises a bit And too much to be adored And then he saw A wall, a wall, a wall, a wall