Pak Choi

[Verse 1] Your face lights up the night It's like a mega, great, big, huge traffic light Goes from red to amber to green to white My friend says you guys would be good together well quite But I can't tell what you're thinking What does it mean when you're blinking Do you like me or do you spite me Feel like Rose on the Titanic sinking I know there are people dying in Africa And there's tsunamis in Singapore My point is there's more important serious shit going down in the world to explore All that seems to matter to me tonight Is that I want to kiss you, I hope that's alright Do a Mary Poppins, go fly a kite I'll take you to the highest heights [Chorus] Don't tell me that it's all a dream Cause you're the best thing I've ever seen And now I want to kiss you boy My heart feels bigger than a hench Chris Coy Get you over to my house, it's all a ploy Order in, do you like pak choi When you say I'm cute I'm overjoyed Laugh too much when you're acting coy Don't tell me now to shout and scream Cause you're the best thing I've ever seen And now I want to kiss you boy My heart feels bigger than Illinois Get you over to my house, it's all a ploy Order in, do you like pak choi If I had you in my arms I'd be overjoyed Dress you up like a Hamley's toy [Verse 2] I want to kiss his lips but I'm scared it'd be nonconsensual He acts kind of feminine, I think he's bisexual And when we link arms I feel couple potential He lives a ten minute bus journey away, that's essential I want someone to hold hands with Go to parties and museums and live with Young, free, cute and giving a shit Cut, paste, delete, you're way too fit So I was kind of peaked when he said he had a girlfriend Looked her up, she looks like a right bellend There's this one picture that always gets me He's holding her waist and looking at her happy Like Tulisa and Dappy How can I lie here and sleep Knowing that he's doing things with her He should be doing with me [Chorus] Don't tell me now to shout and scream Cause you're the best thing I've ever seen And now I want to kiss you boy My heart feels bigger than Illinois Get you over to my house, it's all a ploy Order in, do you like pak choi If I had you in my arms I'd be overjoyed If I had you in my arms I'd be overjoyed