Billionaire

[Pre-Chorus: Sam] I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad Buy all of the things I never had I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen [Chorus: Sam] Oh, every time I close my eyes I see my name in shinin' lights, yeah A different city every night, oh, I I swear the world better prepare For when I'm a billionaire [Verse 1: Artie] Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah, I would be the host of Everyday Christmas, give Artie a wish list I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it Give away a few Mercedes like, "Here lady, have this" And last but not least, grant somebody their last wish It's been a couple months that I've been single so You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho-Ho Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid Everywhere I go, I'ma have my own theme music [Chorus: Sam, Artie, New Directions Boys, Puck] Oh, every time I close my eyes (Uh whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh?) I see my name in shinin' lights (Uh huh, uh huh) Oh yeah, yeah (And what else?) A different city every night, oh (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah) I, I swear the world better prepare (For what?) For when I'm a billionaire Oh ooh oh ooh (Oh) For when I'm a billionaire Oh ooh oh ooh (Let's go) [Verse 2: Puck] I'll be playing basketball with the President Dunkin' on his delegates Then I compliment him on his political etiquette Toss a couple milli' in the air just for the heck of it But keep the fives, twentys, tens, and Bens completely separate Yeah, I'll be in a whole new tax bracket We in recession but let me take a crack at it I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was Eatin' good, sleepin' soundly I know we all have a similar dream Go in your pocket pull out your wallet Put it in the air and sing [Pre-Chorus: Sam, Artie] I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad (So bad) Buy all of the things I never had (Buy everything, haha) I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (Whatup Oprah? Aha) [Chorus: Sam, Artie, New Directions Boys] Oh, every time I close my eyes (Uh whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh?) I see my name in shinin' lights (Uh huh, uh huh) Yeah, a different city every night, oh I, I swear the world better prepare (For what?) For when I'm a billionaire (Yeah) Oh ooh oh ooh (Sing it) When I'm a billionaire Oh ooh oh ooh (Oh) [Outro: Sam] I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad