Billionaire

[Pre-Chorus: Sam]

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad

Buy all of the things I never had

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen

[Chorus: Sam]

Oh, every time I close my eyes

I see my name in shinin' lights, yeah

A different city every night, oh, I

I swear the world better prepare

For when I'm a billionaire

[Verse 1: Artie]

Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah, I would be the host of

Everyday Christmas, give Artie a wish list

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it

Give away a few Mercedes like, "Here lady, have this"

And last but not least, grant somebody their last wish

It's been a couple months that I've been single so

You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho-Ho

Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit

And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did

Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid

Everywhere I go, I'ma have my own theme music

[Chorus: Sam, Artie, New Directions Boys, Puck]

Oh, every time I close my eyes (Uh whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh?)

I see my name in shinin' lights (Uh huh, uh huh)

Oh yeah, yeah (And what else?)

A different city every night, oh (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)

I, I swear the world better prepare (For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire

Oh ooh oh ooh (Oh)

For when I'm a billionaire

Oh ooh oh ooh (Let's go)

[Verse 2: Puck]

I'll be playing basketball with the President

Dunkin' on his delegates

Then I compliment him on his political etiquette

Toss a couple milli' in the air just for the heck of it

But keep the fives, twentys, tens, and Bens completely separate

Yeah, I'll be in a whole new tax bracket

We in recession but let me take a crack at it

I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up

So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks

And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was

Eatin' good, sleepin' soundly

I know we all have a similar dream

Go in your pocket pull out your wallet

Put it in the air and sing

[Pre-Chorus: Sam, Artie]

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad (So bad)

Buy all of the things I never had (Buy everything, haha)

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (Whatup Oprah? Aha)

[Chorus: Sam, Artie, New Directions Boys]

Oh, every time I close my eyes (Uh whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh?)

I see my name in shinin' lights (Uh huh, uh huh)

Yeah, a different city every night, oh

I, I swear the world better prepare (For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire (Yeah)

Oh ooh oh ooh (Sing it)

When I'm a billionaire

Oh ooh oh ooh (Oh)

[Outro: Sam]

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad