Benny

Tic tac stuck to a coaster She’s a slob and she doesn’t hide it You know not every girl is a neat freak Who’d you learn that from Benny is a tough motherfucker with a snaggle tooth She’s got two brown ferrets and a faux fur coat It’s not in her blood to apologize She’s just moving along she’s just moving along We went on a rollercoaster Benny laughed when I screamed at the apex We drank a bottle of bourbon I threw up for the first time since high school I’ve never met any girl That could move through life with the speed of a freight train Knocking over every hurdle With the slight of her hand and the step of her boot Benny is a tough motherfucker with an iron gut She carried me up without dropping her cup Even in the heat I’ve never seen her break a sweat In her long leather jacker and her yellow vest