Benny

Tic tac stuck to a coaster

She’s a slob and she doesn’t hide it

You know not every girl is a neat freak

Who’d you learn that from

Benny is a tough motherfucker with a snaggle tooth

She’s got two brown ferrets and a faux fur coat

It’s not in her blood to apologize

She’s just moving along she’s just moving along

We went on a rollercoaster

Benny laughed when I screamed at the apex

We drank a bottle of bourbon

I threw up for the first time since high school

I’ve never met any girl

That could move through life with the speed of a freight train

Knocking over every hurdle

With the slight of her hand and the step of her boot

Benny is a tough motherfucker with an iron gut

She carried me up without dropping her cup

Even in the heat I’ve never seen her break a sweat

In her long leather jacker and her yellow vest